Best Ever Easter Joke. [Non-Religious]

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.


by Anura Guruge

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A couple having gone shopping in town the eve of Easter Sunday are driving back home, at dusk, down a country road. 

Suddenly they feel and hear a THUMP. They realize that they must have hit something. They gingerly get out of the car and walk to the front.

They find, to their utter distress, that they have hit a large bunny who had been carrying a basket of eggs and now the eggs were all over the place.

It takes them a second and then it dawns on them … they have hit the Easter Bunny!

The bunny looks in bad shape. They think they might have killed him. They start having visions of the ‘Grinch that Stole Christmas’ except this is Easter.

Suddenly the wife has an idea. She hurries to the back of the car and start rummaging through her shopping.

wavingeasterbunnyShe finds a large aerosol can and comes back with it.

She starts spraying the motionless bunny, lying on the road, eggs scattered all over the place, with her can.

Suddenly the bunny starts to twitch and move around. Its right arm begins to jerk. It wakes up. Looks around. The right arm now starts waving.

The couple stand, agape, speechless. The bunny is looking at them, a slow smile spreading across his face. He is waving.

He slowly gets up. The couple get nervous. This is the Easter Bunny and they had nearly killed it. They scurry back to their seats, start the car and take off before the bunny starts asking them any questions.

They nervously glance back to see if the bunny is OK. He appears to be fine. He is waving like crazy. He doesn’t stop waving.

The husband says: “That was amazing. What did you do and why is he waving, non-stop?”

She replies: “I don’t know. Let me look”.

She starts reading what it says on the aerosol can that she had used to revive the bunny.

She goes: “Ah. This must be it. It says: Restores life to hair and gives it permanent wave.

Boom. Boom.

<< Come On. That is good. Trust me. Try it this weekend. >>

You got it right. Pun on ‘hair’ ….

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