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Tennis Pros, Male & Female, Have DIFFERENT Balls — This Is NO April Fool’s Joke.

by Anura Guruge

From the March 29, 2016, U.K. “Daily Mail”
(which I read every morning).

Click here for the original U.K. “Daily Mail” article.

Click images to ENLARGE and enjoy here.


As far as I can tell this is NOT a premature April Fool’s prank. This was posted 3 days ahead of the BIG day.

Who would have thought. Wow.

Though I can write books about orgasms and talk freely about vaginas, I must confess that it feels strange to be talking about FUZZ of men’s balls! That women’s fuzz should be more delicate I have no doubt. SMILE.

More than likely I will get shouted for this post BUT I had to say something. SMILE.

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by Anura Guruge

Sri Lanka Have To Have Thrown Away Christmas Day 4th ODI Against Pakistan — In Protest Of Being Forced To Play On A Holiday.

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.Pope+Benedict+XVI+Meets+Sri+Lankan+President+eruZcmjtrzpl



Anura Guruge

Related posts:
>> No Christmas miracle for SL
>> — Dec. 25, 2013.
>> Surprised that President
>> permitting cricket on Christmas
Dec. 24, 2013.
>> Sri Lanka playing
>> on Christmas Day Dec. 23, 2013.

Click to ENLARGE. Santa is NOT happy. From 'cricinfo.com'.

Click to ENLARGE. Santa is NOT happy. From ‘cricinfo.com’.

Even by Sri Lanka’s often erratic standards this was quite a thrashing.

8 wickets and 8.5 overs to spare. It wasn’t even close. They were not even in the same league.

Lost the series too.

Then it occurred to me … and, as ever, I am the first to admit it. I am slow on the uptake. Always have been.

The Sri Lankan players, used to having Christmas off, irrespective of whether they worship their balls or not
(or even worse try to French kiss their bats) as you can often see on TV, must have decided to throw the match
— call it a day early.

He puts the ball on the ground and worships it too. I gag each and every time!

He puts the ball on the ground and worships it too. I gag each and every time!

Nearly 9 overs short. That is like 45 minutes

Bravo to them. Well they showed that they have balls.

But, to be fair, it was probably done within the wider more
institutionalized framework of match fixing!

So that was a bonus for many.

Oh, dear … what has the world come to?

The Pakistani’s, who don’t celebrate Christmas, nonetheless got a wonderful Christmas present.
No wonder they are prancing around.

Click to access photos from 'cricinfo.com'

Click to access photos from ‘cricinfo.com’