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First Morning Of 2021 When Temp. Was At Least 60F When I Set Off For My Morning Walk.


by Anura Guruge


WOW. I couldn’t believe my eyes. 60F. Warm at LONG, LONG last.

The ‘Spring’ of 2021, IF you could really call it as such, has been very cold, windy & chilly. Even YESTERDAY it was in the 40Fs when I set off for my 4- to 5-mile morning hike around 9:45. I have been wearing 4 to 5-layers of clothing. It has been COLD.

So, today, FINALLY, a bit like it is supposed to be.

We have NO GLOBAL WARMING. That is official. Go check the New Hampshire weather archives. We are running COLD. 15F below average last week!

So, please don’t tell me about Global bloody Warming.

I will agree with you 100% that we have Climate Change. No question. But, what we have is GLOBAL COOLING. OK? Any questions?

I Will Gladly Part With A Testicle For Some Bloody GLOBAL WARMING!

by Anura Guruge


Click to ENLARGE. 49F at 2:30pm. That was about as high as it got.

At 67, with no shortage, whatsoever of testosterone, I am sure I could get by for another 20-years on one good testicle — luckily, both of mine, are in tip-top shape. So, I will trade one testicle for a tiney, winey bit of GLOBAL WARMING.

Today was May 1st. May 1st.

When I woke up the temperature in Central New Hampshire was 37F (3C)! That is frigging crazy. May 1st & we are just above bloody freezing.

I have had it.

When I set off for my walk at 10am it was 41F (5C). That is insane. I had to bundle up, wear an insulated hat & gloves. May bloody 1st.

Where oh where is this global warming.

Can I, please, please, have some. Not much. Just a bit.

I am so done with being cold.

I believe 100% that we have climate change. I know because we in New Hampshire now have Global Cooling.

So, please don’t talk to me about Global Warming. I have two testicles that will tell YOU otherwise.


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by Anura Guruge