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The Flauntable Benefits Of Being A Mistress In New Hampshire.

by Anura Guruge

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I don’t know much about trucks — not having owned one since 1987. But, this looked pretty fancy, expensive & brand, spanking new. I only noticed the number plate much later.


I had not realized that it was now OK to flaunt the fact.

I do NOT know whose it is, though it was at our beach. There was nobody there. Just I & the dogs. Maybe they were in the bushes, though I heard no noises & the dogs didn’t go sniffing.

I guess it is all relative. She obviously is very proud of it. Good for her.

That she could get that plate surprises & amuses I. Then again, as I chronicled here, I saw “BGFKNFM“, in Maine!

We also have “BJTOY” on a plate here — though you would run a mile if YOU saw who drives it.

Well, I guess each to their own. I wonder what HE thinks.

P.S., I do know of ALL the definitions of a ‘Mistress’ — but I doubt any school teachers still go around describing themselves as ‘mistresses’. SMILE.

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by Anura Guruge


Quite The Provocative Maine Vanity Plate — Do You Get It?

by Anura Guruge

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Saw this last Saturday, at a school, in St. George, Maine (South of Rockland). Took me a second to work it out. Did you get it? The ‘BG’ is for BIG & the ‘FM’ stands for ‘Female’.

I was surprised. I would have thought that there were guidelines to prevent vanity plates like this.

In the same parking lot, and there was a basketball game in progress, I also saw these two, one another vanity plate and the other a bumper sticker.

I found the vanity plate amusing. You get that one right? Obviously a fella with major identity and security issues.

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by Anura Guruge