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Pope Francis Confirms That SEX Is Simply Divine — And I Will Gladly Second (& Third) That.

by Anura Guruge


Click image for ‘New York Post” coverage. More from Google below.


Click to ENLARGE & read here. “Google News”. Got quite a bit of coverage.


You got to hand it to Francis. He got it RIGHT.

He had admitted to having a girlfriend when he was a teenager. I guess we NOW KNOW that he isn’t a virgin. Thank GOD for that.

This raises a number of questions though.

UNLIKE the pope, many Catholic priests CLAIM to be virgins. YES, they do. No jokes (especially about little boys). So, does this mean that these poor priests have missed out on DIVINE PLEASURE. How cruel on the part of God.

Does divine pleasure ONLY apply to married, hetrosexual sex? I hope to GOD it does NOT include little boys! I am not joking. And I won’t even mention sheep.

I assume that homosexual sex does NOT qualify — with or without boys.

The pope also goes onto say: “and guarantee the perpetuation of the species“.

That cracks me up — coming from a celibate.

So, God is OK with celibate clergy though that means that the clergy plays no role in perpetuation of the species. I don’t need to mention boys — THANK GOD. 

As for pleasure of food. The pope is walking proof.


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‘Autofinders’, Laconia, N.H. Now Sells The BEST Homemade Apple Pies In The Lakes Region — Cheap Too, At $6.90.

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Click to ENLARGE. All the info to order an apple pie from Keith is there. Call: 603-527-0055.


It started off last year as a way of saying ‘Thank You’ for buying car from ‘Autofinders‘ — one of the best used car dealerships in the State. You bought a car and Keith would give you an apple pie.

The apple pies were so, so good that folks started calling or stopping by asking whether they could buy more! In the end, Keith, one hell of a salesman, decided ‘what the heck’ I will sell apple pies too. That is how they got into selling apple pies — and they are still outstanding. Good price too.

Only problem: limited quantity each day and when he is sold out, he is sold out. Keith will then try to sell you a car as compensation. That is really not that bad of a deal. Explains why I now own 6 cars!

Keith’s girlfriend makes these pies. She is gifted. When they started Keith only needed about a dozen a day. Yes, he would sell that many — i.e., cars (not pies) — in a day. She doesn’t want to go into mass production. Quality (and care) comes before quantity. Hence, the limited supply.

Very, very yummy. I am glad that I live 40-minutes away because I would be around every day buying an apple pie.

Check it out. You will THANK me (as ever). Call Keith at 603-527-0055.

Enjoy.


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by Anura Guruge

Pope Francis ‘Dancing’ To Jewish Hasidic Song At The Vatican On May 8, 2017 — VIDEO.

by Anura Guruge


OK. More ‘swaying’ than ‘dancing’.

Click here to access article in
The Jerusalem Post
that explains it all.


Let’s be fair. He is now 80-years old and is known to have bad feet — that requires that he wears heavy, ‘orthopedic’-type shoes. He also suffers from sciatica and we won’t mention his weight issues since becoming pope.

In his youth, he was, however, quite the rake. He was a BOUNCER at a nightclub, was an avid soccer player and had a girlfriend.

This is still cute. Enjoy.


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by Anura Guruge