.by Anura Guruge
As I keep on saying I really never understood why Hammacher Schlemmer send me their “Rich Man’s” catalogue (and sometimes even e-mail, as was the case yesterday). I am way outside their demographics. But, I do get perverse pleasure in perusing it to see all the things that I can’t afford. This golf cart would be perfect for me. If I had one I would not have to huff and puff up Prospect Mountain. I could do my ‘jog’ in this! It will also go in the water. Wow. The price isn’t that bad. There are folks that pay twice as much for stupid German crates with four wheels. I am sure we will see one around here soon. I wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t see a flock of them on a bay with people playing golf on the lake. You can get balls that float … right? I am not a golfer. I tried it decades ago, but it didn’t do much for me. I prefer to hit balls that are coming at me — as in cricket.