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‘Foot-in-Mouth’ Federico Lombardi Of The Holy See Press Office Could Be Retiring This Week!

by Anura Guruge

Rather strange Press Release from the Vatican this morning.


From ‘Vatican Information Service’ (VIS). Click to ENLARGE and read here. Use link below to access original.

Click here to access ‘Vatican Information Service’ (VIS) original.

This is what I said about Lombardi in my last pope book — in September 2015.


Click to ENLARGE and read here. Use link below to access book page on Amazon.

Click here to access book details at Amazon.

This, if it is indeed true, will be quite momentous. Lombardi has been running the Holy See Press Office for nearly a decade — not always with alacrity and grace. His ‘howlers’ drove me nuts. It really will be a case of GROBR — Good Riddance of Bad Rubbish. But I won’t believe it until I actually see a Press Release stating that he has left. Lombardi at times made Niccolò Machiavelli look like he was Pope John XXIII! I have been convinced that Lombardi has ‘compromising’ photographs of the popes. To I that is the ONLY explanation why he has not been kicked way across the Tiber. 

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by Anura Guruge

Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) 2013, in Sri Lanka, Starting Nov. 10 Great Chance To See Heads Of States Wearing Poppies.

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.

.by Anura Guruge

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Please check dedicated ‘Red Poppy’ PAGE
above (↑↑) with tons of pictures and history.

I have talked about CHOGM before. Checked the dates. Starts Sunday, November 10, 2013, Remembrance Sunday, in Colombo, Sri Lanka.

Of course there will be the de riquer group photographs of all the important Heads of State from THE Commonwealth. Many, if not all, will be wearing poppies. That will be quite a sight.

From a prior meeting. Click to access CHOGM Colombo   Website.

From a prior meeting. Click to access CHOGM Colombo Website.

Appears Canada’s whoever, what’s his name, the guy that is pregnant, Canada’s most famous politician, Rob ‘the cracker’ Ford, or somebody like that, is not going to attend.


Probably turn up wearing a White Poppy anway. So no great loss.

Gather the turbaned, wheezing old geezer from the Sub- can’t make it either. Thank Vishnu, Krishna, whatever and whatever. Another guy who is a total waste of time.

Here is Canada’s MOST FAMOUS son proudly wearing a Canadian Red Poppy. If anybody should be wearing a White One it should be this pregnant sex symbol, Canada’s sexiest man.

Click to access coverage of coming delivery of baby.

Click to access coverage of coming delivery of baby.

IF Sri Lanka Stupidly Decides To Leave THE Commonwealth I Will Start Claiming, Horrors Of Horrors, That I Am Southern Indian!

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.The British Commonwealth of Nations - Together Poster


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Sometime last month Gambia, a tinpot nation in West Africa left the Commonwealth of Nations, i.e., MY Commonwealth, i.e, THE BRITISH Commonwealth. I heard about and it didn’t bother me a jot. Who has even heard of Gambia? Gambia doesn’t count. My honest reaction was, and true to form it was a good ol’ Commonwealth expression, ‘GROBR‘ — Good Riddance of Bad Rubbish. (Does it sometimes show that I used to be a rabid conservative WAY to the RIGHT of Margaret Thatcher?)

Well, now, supposedly inspired and emboldened by Gambia’s irrelevant (not to say irreverent) move the always MISGUIDED anti-British faction in Sri Lanka are jabbering about Sri Lanka leaving THE Commonwealth.

Sri Lanka Better Not.

As far as I am concerned it is the British what made us what we are today: for the better or the worse. Yes, I was born 5 years after Independence. But, I always knew on which side my bread was buttered (with butter from the Commonwealth).

If nothing else they gave us a superb, democratic parliamentary system. That is why we had the world’s FIRST FEMALE PRIME MINISTER. Without the British Sri Lankan women would still be confined to the kitchen. They also gave us a great education system, though I am not a great example, I am still thankful that my initial education was in Ceylon in what was a very British system. And we still have a wonderful railway system.


Our Queen. The Queen of THE Commonwealth, a proper queen at that.

Without the British we would never have had CRICKET. If Sri Lanka leaves the Commonwealth I will lobby the ICC, daily, to expel Sri Lanka from the ICC. I think most Sri Lankan males like cricket even more than they like sex — and obviously they must like their sex given our through-the-bloody-roof population growth.

I get daily e-mail articles from the Sri Lanka’s equivalent of Ann Coulter, though I am sure that she is not blonde and probably nowhere near as semi-attractive as the vampish Coulter — which alone is saying something. This woman is something else. I send ranting e-mails back to her but she won’t take my bait. I am sure I know what her root problem is. She sure doesn’t subscribe to my ‘an “O”-a-day keeps the doctor away’. She wants Sri Lanka to leave the Commonwealth. I had another e-mail from her to that effect this morning. I nearly choked on my coffee.

So, I hope I made my feelings clear. IF Sri Lanka leaves the Commonwealth I will no longer be from Sri Lanka. I am not sure whether I am physically capable of ever saying I am Indian. That might kill me. So, I might have to say that I am Bangladeshi. That would be easier. That I now have final confirmation, of something I have kind of always knew, makes all of this that much easier. I am adopted. So, I am not a Sri Lanka citizen and I am adopted to boot. So, what the heck.

OH! Sri Lanka is hosting the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) next month. First time SL is doing so. So, this is the reason, in addition to stupid Gambia, that all this anti-Commonwealth garbage is being uttered by ignorant folks. Yes, it is true that SL in turn is getting abuse from the so-called Commonwealth White-Nations for its supposed human rights violations. Please give me a break. There was a civil war for 30 years.

Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) in Sri Lanka official Website. Click to enter. Worthwhile visiting.

Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM) in Sri Lanka official Website. Click to enter. Worthwhile visiting.



Yes, Sri Lanka gets criticized too. Read article in the India 'The Hindu'.

Yes, Sri Lanka gets criticized too. Read article in the India ‘The Hindu’.