Yes, I am a news junkie. I watch a lot of news shows.
It was very noticeable on Sunday that Mike Pompeo was distinctly orange.
It was scary.
Is this orange thing contagious? How do you catch it. Scratch that. I don’t want to know!
Will Melania turn orange too, or has she, wisely, stopped physical contact with Agent Orange?
Just didn’t want you to miss this.