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I Will Gladly Part With A Testicle For Some Bloody GLOBAL WARMING!

by Anura Guruge


Click to ENLARGE. 49F at 2:30pm. That was about as high as it got.

At 67, with no shortage, whatsoever of testosterone, I am sure I could get by for another 20-years on one good testicle — luckily, both of mine, are in tip-top shape. So, I will trade one testicle for a tiney, winey bit of GLOBAL WARMING.

Today was May 1st. May 1st.

When I woke up the temperature in Central New Hampshire was 37F (3C)! That is frigging crazy. May 1st & we are just above bloody freezing.

I have had it.

When I set off for my walk at 10am it was 41F (5C). That is insane. I had to bundle up, wear an insulated hat & gloves. May bloody 1st.

Where oh where is this global warming.

Can I, please, please, have some. Not much. Just a bit.

I am so done with being cold.

I believe 100% that we have climate change. I know because we in New Hampshire now have Global Cooling.

So, please don’t talk to me about Global Warming. I have two testicles that will tell YOU otherwise.


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by Anura Guruge

Message To The Climate Scientist Stuck In The Ice In The Antarctic — Why Don’t You Just Wait For YOUR Mythical Global Warming To Free You.

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.
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 by Anura Guruge


Click to access CNN coverage. Google for plenty of other coverage.

Click to access CNN coverage. Google for plenty of other coverage.


Well at least they SHOULD learn that Al Gore lied — Global Warming is a man made myth.

I have said it before: Al Gore should come and shovel some snow with me to learn that there is no Global Warming.

Just damn cold weather, lot of snow and thick ice.

Happy New Year.