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Fitbit’s “Lifetime” Badges Are So, So Inane, Insulting, Irrelevant & Inappropriate.

by Anura Guruge


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So frigging presumptuous of stupid, bloody Fitbit to think that I was born with a bloody Fitbit on my wrist.

Fitbit has NO IDEA as to my LIFETIME. I have had a Fitbit on my wrist for 56 bloody days, That is IT. 56 bloody days.

My lifetime, to date, is 23,583 days. 23,583 days.

Stupid, bloody Fitbit. 56-days does NOT constitute my LIFETIME — you frigging MORONS.

56-days is 0.24% of my LIFETIME.

As many of you have sussed out, I already hate my inaccurate, Fitbit Ionic — and plan to get rid of it in the next 34-days. This is the last bloody straw.

Stupid Fitbit!


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I Got A Fitbit “Skyscraper” Badge For Climbing 100 Floors Yesterday. Their “Ferris Wheel” Was Too Premature.

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Yes, 100 floors — that is about 1,000′ vertical feet.

I am happy. I know I have climbed more than that — hiking in Acadia or Monhegan Island but I don’t have badges from those.

I kind of knew I would reach 100 — because I have modified my exercise regime. I need to lose some weight. It is no longer funny. I am more bloated than Drump.

Anywho.

Tomorrow is my day off when I rest my aging, aching muscles.

Maybe I will try again on Sunday or next week.


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Fitbit Sent Me This “Ferris Wheel” Badge For Climbing 75 Floors In A Day — But, I Am NOT Done For The Day!

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I despair with Fitbit.

Today was NOT a good Fitbit day. I discovered, all on my own, that the latest firmware caused by Ionic to underreport GPS mileage. I was immediately told it was a known problem! Jeez. GPS mileage is pretty basic. You would think they would test that …

Then, this badge. I should be chuffed. No, I am NOT!

Why, I got it at 8:42pm today. I am not sure about YOU, BUT I do not go to bed for another 5-hours. 5 hours. I will climb at least another 10 floors.

What can I say. Climbing stairs is my thing.

One of these days I will have to try for 100 floors in a day. I can do. Piece of cake.


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Fitbit Sent Me This “Hot Air Balloon” — What Are They Trying To Tell Me?

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That is NOT in a lifetime! Jesus wept. A lifetime. This is why I don’t like Fitbit. They are NOT too bright.

According to their APP I did 253 in 7-days last week. I have done 225 floors in 4-days this week. That, per my math, is 478 floors in 11 days — 43.45 floors a day. So, I would do 2,000 steps every 46 days.

So, are they telling me that I have only lived for 46-days.

Stupid Fitbit!


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by Anura Guruge