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Why Did Amazon Send Me 3 Bottles Of “Brain Octane Oil”, 16 Oz, Unasked & For Free!

by Anura Guruge



This has me concerned.

I know and appreciate that Amazon knows EVERYTHING about me including that I rarely wear underwear.

They also know that I have been a dynamite, extremely reliable and loyal customer for nearly 20-years.

So, when they send me $70 of “Brain Octane Oil“, for FREE, unasked (never mind unsolicited), it gets me WORRIED.

What have they detected in my keystrokes? That I am not as decisive as I once was? That it takes me longer to place an order.

YIKES! I haven’t, as far as I know, screwed up TOO MUCH of late, i.e., returned stuff.

But, obviously they know something.

They also sent a small bottle of some blood pressure medication. This is bad.

I am worried.

What do YOU think I should do.

NO. NO. N000000000! I have not tried it yet, though somebody else did.

Having spent 64 years making sure not to mess my brain I am not sure I am going to try anything now — especially as my brain is entitled to its slow decline. I never did drugs because I did not want anything interfering with my brain. So, why would I try this?


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by Anura Guruge


 

Bernie Sanders Free Tattoo — The 1960s Hirsute Radical.

by Anura Guruge


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Click to ENLARGE and admire.


You did hear about this … right?
Free Bernie Sanders tattoos — wherever.

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Click to access “Burlington Free Press” (Vermont) original.


And there is a matching thong that covers up the ‘tat’ perfectly.

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Makes sense. Looks good.
Not much else I can add or say.
Enjoy.


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by Anura Guruge

Bernie Sanders Underwear, Like Bernie’s Message, Has NOT Been Well Thought Out.

by Anura Guruge


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First and foremost we are, very THANKFULLY, NOT talking about any underwear that 74-year old Bernie himself might be wearing. That is very unlikely to be a pretty picture, even if you are a 78-year old female.

I also want to make it clear that I LIKE, and always have for the last 10 years, Bernie Sanders as a man and a Senator. He is a very good Senator. I just do NOT like him wasting all this time, effort and MONEY on a pointless nomination run when we, THE DEMOCRATS, should be 100% focused on making sure the White House stays Blue.

So to this underwear.

IF you are going to put Bernie’s face on female panties should it NOT be at the front — especially if you are making a point about ‘feel’? SMILE. Not that anybody would ever mistake Bernie for a sex object but should his face really be at the back?

And OK, if YOU insist on putting it on the derrière THEN at least the alignment of the mouth right — so that we can at least reconcile some of the hard to fathom stuff, such as ‘increase taxes’, coming from Bernie’s mouth. Get it? Not difficult.


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by Anura Guruge

Latest In Catholic Non-Contraceptive Birth Control Methods — Pope Francis Thongs!

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.


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I kid you not.

I guess works along the same principle as placing an aspirin between the knees.

Click to have a butchers or maybe even order some.

Click to have a butchers or maybe even order some.


Quite a choice.

I happened to see it, of course, in my all time favorite newspaper, the U.K. Daily Mail.

Click to access.

Click to access.