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Tennis Pros, Male & Female, Have DIFFERENT Balls — This Is NO April Fool’s Joke.

by Anura Guruge


From the March 29, 2016, U.K. “Daily Mail”
(which I read every morning).

Click here for the original U.K. “Daily Mail” article.

Click images to ENLARGE and enjoy here.


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As far as I can tell this is NOT a premature April Fool’s prank. This was posted 3 days ahead of the BIG day.

Who would have thought. Wow.

Though I can write books about orgasms and talk freely about vaginas, I must confess that it feels strange to be talking about FUZZ of men’s balls! That women’s fuzz should be more delicate I have no doubt. SMILE.

More than likely I will get shouted for this post BUT I had to say something. SMILE.


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by Anura Guruge

Winner Of The World’s First Vagina Beauty Contest Is British. YES!

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Click to ENLARGE and enjoy here. Tells you about UK winner. Use link below to access original.

Click here to access original.


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Here is the YouTube video. Click to access.


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There is as you will see if you read either of the stories or watch the YouTube a purpose for this contest. It was not all for titillation and salaciousness. They were looking for MODELS. And that makes sense.

As I did comment on this post to do with the “30 foot Wall of Vaginas”, vaginas do come in very different shapes, sizes, looks and configurations — and that is just in terms of external appearance. I am by no means an expert given I have only seen one or two at most (and at this point my wife Deanna, if she reads this, will scream at me) but I do know that some vaginas are definitely more attractive (and as such aesthetically more appealing) than others. I am not going to go into this (and I assure you that no pun was intended there) but there are some …

Anywho. Check it out.


The 30′ ‘Great Wall Of Vaginas’ — Deanna Sent Me Link And Said: ‘Very, very odd, not sure what to think, but thought you’d have an opinion’

Anura Guruge, June 8, 2013.



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I blurred it, because, despite my manifold limitations, I try to maintain some class. To see original click on image and access the 'Huffington Post' post.

I blurred it, because, despite my manifold limitations, I try to maintain some class. To see original click on image and access the ‘Huffington Post’ post.


Well, of course, I have an opinion. I have an opinion on everything; I even have my own private opinions on my own opinions.

The theme does not shock me in the least. I remember that ‘Sex in the City‘ (in the days that I used to watch in long, long, long time ago) had an episode about an artist that painted vaginas — no, no, not the vagina per se, but depictions of it on canvas. << See Below >> I also know, though I don’t have any first hand experience, that there is at least one place in Vegas where you can get a latex mould, which could be made functional, made while you wait. I also think that of late the moulds are gender independent.

So, what do I think of this Great Wall. Bravo. Why didn’t I think of it?

After saying that, at least in the 40 shown in the ‘Huffington Post’ image 1 (above), there are few, if any, that I would class as being truly delectable. Some of them are truly gross! Sorry. Not sure about the 3rd one on the top row — where I assume that all of those can’t be studs and what is below is definitely not artificial. I am sure that IF I ever had had the misfortune to encounter that, I would have fled and kept on running until I found a vat of acid in which to purify myself. Some show what looks like heavy use, while other point to a proclivity for undue manipulation. The vaginal ring does, indeed, intrigue me, though I would be worried that it could get ripped, which would be quite painful, I would think.

So, bottom line here; they can keep these. None of these are really my cup of tea. But enjoy.

I wonder whether the artist, Jamie McCartney, bothered to question each woman and kind of create a log for each. I would have a set of specific questions for all. Then we could correlate certain things with visible characteristics. Hhhhmmmm. Got me thinking. Maybe doing a study of vagina shapes and characteristics and trying to correlate them to proclivities and other behaviors might be more fun than papal history. I know that Deanna won’t object as long as I start with her.

So … maybe … watch this SPACE >>>>

P.S., You think Gloria Huffington is featured on this wall, and that is why they did this post? If so which one? My guess, judging by per prissy personality, #2 second row? Do you think I am right? Can’t be that much of a secret?


Season 1, Episode 5. Click to access.

Season 1, Episode 5. Click to access.